FanstRAvaganza Day 4: Hairy Bonbons

I do have a hair fetish (purely spiritual, of course).  I am going to cheat here and publish the limericks that I sent to the lovely and talented Nat of RAFanblog on the occasion of the Armitage's birthday last year.  Why?  Well you try writing 7 days worth of stuff, when you usually only write when your knickers are in a twist and/or you're feeling inspired.  I am lazy. 

So my excuse is that the celebration of the Armitage by limerick redux can never grow old. Oh, and maybe there's someone actually out there who has never read these before. Heh.

 
There once was a Guy so abhorred,
who wielded a bodacious big sword.
Marian he tickled
but she was so fickle,
a bodkin was her only reward.

An Armitage from Leicester named Richard,

Crafts characters quite cracking and myriad.

When he restyles his hair

You know someone else is there,

Whilst his stubble resembles the Iliad.

An Added Treat (Limerick added April 17)

Forsaking the leather and dirt,

Guy changed into a kilty white skirt.

"Enough!" he declared.

"I was sweating in there.

Now I feel so much freer to flirt".

Follow the confetti to the rest of the FanstRAvaganza sites.
Tomorrow: Kiss Me, Kill Me

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